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7/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! PEWDIEPIE DID 7/11! GAMERS ARE THE TRUE TERRORISTS! DON'T LET THE METAVERSE GOVERNMENT FOOL YOU!
Johnny: "Oh, hi, Mark, did you know 7/11 was an inside job?"
*Johnny then suddenly commits suicide, 5 bullet holes are found on the back of his head.*
a low cost and professional hand job performed by a transvestite prostitute.
Last night I got "holland tunnel hand job" from Eileen(frank) and it only cost $10.
Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.
When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.
October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day
Blow me ok I will for national blow job day
When a girl gives you a hand job using both hands. Fist the right up the shaft then the left....repeat. Kind of like milking a cow only there is only one teat.
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a regular or riverboat style hand job.
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The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.
Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.
Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.
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When someone gives you a blow job, and keeps there eyes focused on your eyes...
Ashleigh gives me an eye contact blow job
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