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When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness
“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”
A chocolate fight is when you fuck a girl in the ass and then pull out so she can shit on your hand and then slap her in the face with her shit.
My hands are still a little smelly from that chocolate fight I had last week.
Did you see that dudes chocolate pogostick I want in my butt?
you bang a mom and you suck on her titties and get milk from them. Then go and spit it into her ass and eat her ass out and drink the ‘chocolate milk’
You know Stacy's mom, yeah she gave me some of that Chocolate Milk
When you get a blowjob while your penis is covered in chocolate
"Dude my girlfriend gave me a chocolate milk last night!"
for some odd reason, people praise chocolate milk as the best drink ever. and honestly, i agree.
"yo, pass me some chocolate milk bro. im thorsty
*sshlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp* mmmmmmmmm oh yeah baby "moans" (in a sexy voice) "uwu!" ooohhhh yeeeaaaahhhhh mmmmm so yummy me have organism babby tittiys chocolate tiitty cows amamamamama moomoomoomoomoo wanna make me poop and pee and snot and barf and cume and diarrhea and earwax burst and crust rocket oh yea yea *sshlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp*
choco miwky chocolate milk