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A chocolate wrapper is when you wrap your feces in some nice tin foil, like a quality street chocolate and give it to your partner for a present
“Thanks Matthew, I always wanted a chocolate wrapper in the morning for breakfast!! I’m such a lucky girl”
National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.
“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”
A Super Chocolate Swirly is a super cruel thing that jocks will do to humiliate an unlucky nerd. Unlike a normal chocolate swirly, a super chocolate swirly has much more shit in the toilet. Usually, to make it a super chocolate swirly, up to 3-4 people have to use it, and the shit has to start filling up the toilet. Once that is finished, the jocks will take some poor nerd, and shove their head right into the toilet, smearing their face in shit. The jock will usually shove their head in the shit for several minutes, before deciding to flush the toilet. The jocks can also add more ways to humiliate the nerd and make it more disgusting by:
Peeing in the toilet
Forcing the nerd to eat the shit
Recording it
Using the toilet while the nerds head is in it
Getting random passer byers to use the toilet and not flush
Giving the nerd a wedgie during it
Locking the nerd somewhere in some way where they can't leave and can't wash their face off for a while
Jock 1: Bro! That loser Tim didn't do my math homework, now I have detention!
Jock 2: Bro, that sucks! We should get back at Tim! How about a Super Chocolate Swirly?
Jock 1: Great idea, bro! I'll get the football team to all shit in one toilet, then we'll get Tim and humiliate him!
Later
Tim: H-Hey! Where you guys taking me- oh god! NOOO!
When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.
Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.
Having a white person stick their dick so deep in you that the cum heats up and turns into white chocalate
Ariana: I got some white chocolate stalion from last night want to try some
Diana: damn you got that good d
its kinda obvious. chocolate that comes out your az.
Guy 1: Man, my az chocolate is really trying to escape my az.
Guy 2: wtf