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A superior alpha, who asserts dominance through a loud bark or 'woof'. Opposes all noncery and any mad backwards kunts.
After many years, and many great successes, it had been clear that Clive had grown into a Woof Daddy.
The name for that one mexican in the group who is by far the best looking, coolest, most absurdly rad guy with a huge penis and a hot girlfriend
"Yo, wheres big mexican daddy"
"He's out fucking 12 girls including your mom"
Chaddy Daddy is the one of the most daddiest people on this planet. As soon as you see him you'll wish he was your daddy too. He's definitely a cuddler but he gets cranky pretty easy. Known to get freaky and will always tell you to let him give it to you
Girl 1: Mmmmm hes definitely a chaddy daddy
Girl 2: I want him to be my daddy
A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
You are a bluffing ass nigga . 💯
- stop welling bluff daddy .
This legendary being is the pinnacle of shitposting that all people strive to be he is known by many names "The Duke of Death" "Daddy Shitpost" or simply "The Duke" however should you ever meet this legendary figure count your blessings that they do not open the gates of hell and release the floodgates of the shitpost
did you hear about daddy shitpost?
yeah i heard hes terrifying!
The same as Sugar Daddy, but for the tactical honeys who shoot in 9mm, .45 ACP, .223 or Shotgun. The Ammo Daddy has infinite streams and stockpiles of ammo he can shower his Sugar Bunnies with when they need his ammo for ladies night shooting session in exchange for their time and affection.
Hey Meghan, are you ready for the girls shooting session at the range tomorrow?
Meghan “Oh snaps, I just looked at my range bag and I’m down to three dusty bullets of 9mm. I better call my Ammo Daddy to have him come through so I have all my range candy ready for ladies night at the range.”