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life sucks take drugs

recommended motto for life.

Like when your friend dies you could say "life sucks take drugs"

by rumii January 10, 2018


ur life got robbed

when u die to a squeaker, L.

ur life got robbed, L UR DED, SOOOO BADDDDD, UR SO DOG WATER L

by B1G_GUY March 13, 2021


Life is like a box of chocolates

It doesn't last long if you're fat

Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.

by bigdaddythemadlad January 24, 2020


Three Quarter Life Crisis

The beginning is usually occurring in males in their early to mid thirties, it typically entails the subject going into a more juvenile state of mind thirties that includes excessive partying, excessive eating, promiscuous sex, chain smoking, every night binge drinking and drugging. This differs from a mid life crisis in the sense that the very activities of a 3/4 life crisis will eventually bring about your demise. Usually triggered by life changes.

“My ex wife told me she thought that I started having a three quarter life crisis at the age of 35.”

“I told her I’m shocked that she thinks I’m going to live to be 44!”

by Dunkin_Johnson December 19, 2021


My Life as a Teenage Robot

(Abbriviated as MLAATR)

An awesome and relatable Nickelodeon cartoon about a Robot Named "Jenny" (or 'XJ9') That lives like a teenager and fights crime at once.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen My Life as a Teenage Robot?
Person 2: Nope, it sounds really cool, though!

by Bloofrozo April 17, 2022

3👍 1👎


Lifes a salad and ima toss it

Controlling life

I control how much life i give to something or somone... Lifes a salad and ima toss it

by Swagg Daddy September 26, 2011

16👍 6👎


One Life/Level Rule

Household code (sometimes unspoken) that defines how siblings or friends take turns playing a video game that is single player or when there is not 2+ controllers.

If you die or beat a level, pass the controller.

Little Sally and Billy are taking turns playing Super Mario Bros. Sally is first, and Billy is waiting his turn. Sally walks into the first Goomba in World 1-1. Noob.

Billy: "My turn!!" *snatches controller*

Sally: "But I just started! No fair!"

Billy is correctly exemplifying the One Life/Level Rule. Sally needs to learn how not to be a scrub.

by mattyp1108 August 20, 2011

8👍 2👎