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1) Growing mushrooms.
2) Making a Mexican over 5 foot tall.
1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.
2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.
Exactly like an Alaskan Top hat, only inverted and reversed.
"That's when Sally broke out the lube and I knew a mexican motorbike was in store for me."
Eating Taco Bell off a latina girl's head while she gives you a blowjob.
Dude! I had the best Mexican Saucer with Carlita last night!
Marijuana that is horrid. Mostly shake, stems and seeds, doesn't get you high, and doesn't last. Complete garbage.
I'm good on that mexican trunk junk.
A half blooded Mexican, considered not to be Hispanic because of manerisms and family traits
" Oh Juan ain't really Hispanic, he's a poor mans Mexican"
the action of hopping a fence when you extend your arms fully from a bent position.
i heard the cops and i did a mexican pushup when i hit the fence
Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”