poop or get off the fence

Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"

In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.

You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?

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shoot the loop with plastic poop

this is yelled by someone's father from the driver's seat when the vehicle is moving at a high rate of speed and hits a dip in the road.

Everyone hold on tight, we are about to "shoot the loop with plastic poop!"

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POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP

1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.

Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?

Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.

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Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )

Woman's excretory matter, which escape through the mouth and/or nostrils during sleep. These creatures are spider-like in form and are composed of digested food. The size of the poop spider is proportional to the size of a woman. This of course is the explanation to the age old question, "Do girls poop?"

"Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )"

Tiny spiders= Tiny women
Large spiders= Large women
Black widows= Angry Feminists
Daddy Long Legs= Vegetarians

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poop-flinging-tree-monkeys

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.

Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.

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Eating Poop In My Sleep

Eating poop in your sleep means you should buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online

"Hey how was last night?"
"I was Eating Poop In My Sleep"
"You should buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online"

New York Poop Exchange

When two people, usually New Yorkers, engaged in concseual and mutual exchange of excrement between each other’s assholes. Both parties empty their bowels and then fill them up again with the other persons shit.

Johnny was excited to tell his girlfriend Jane about his ultimate sexual fantasy of performing the worlds first televised New York Poop Exchange.

Jane filed a restraining order.