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You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!
A Mexican sweet tart is when you put powdered candy on your other's butthole and then lick it off.
Amy is so sexy I would lick her butthole like a Mexican sweet tart.
Whean you and your friend rolls yours dick and make something that imitate precels. Guy whos dick will stand first lose. This procesa is very painfull.
-dude me and mike yesterday was doing some mexican rollo and i WON!
- uh bro you are sick but congratulations 😎
When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.
Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!
WHEN A GUY IS SCREWING ANOTHER GENTLEMAN IN THE ASSHOLE AND THE RECEIVING GENTLE CLIMAXES INTO A TUBE ATTACHED TO A MASK THAT THE GIVER IS WEARING.
I have a some dried semen on my nose from Todd giving me a Mexican Bane last night.
The act of pouring hot melted wax inside of the Penis (urethra) right before ejaculation, then ejaculating on a girls face.
Yo bro, I gave my girl the nastiest Mexican Whipcream last night.