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Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.
Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
When you finish in your partners mouth, your so eager to want some more, you start tickling your partner, thus laughing so hard, the load comes rocketing out of his or her nose
Chad made Kyle a Mexican Porkchop
Someone who is really good at aiming in a video game.
Your so good at aiming my little Mexican border sniper.
When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.
Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.
A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.
Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.
The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos
Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.
Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
A button down short-sleeved dress shirt (design optional) that only has the top button being used,usually worn with an undershirt and a bandanna.this fashion statement is also found with African-American individuals in the ghetto.
i think i'm going to start wearing the Mexican-Tuxido.