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When someone gives you a blow job, and keeps there eyes focused on your eyes...
Ashleigh gives me an eye contact blow job
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A Common comment on Business Process Outsourcing.Banglore is an Indian City where most of US jobs got outsourced because of cost efectiveness,quality and talent pool.Every MNC got their R&D or Backoffice in India.
Andrew...Your job got Banglored !!!
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A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.
Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.
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...dude. It's "Bangalore." Bangalore, India. With an A.
It's: "Andrew... your job got Bangalored!" not "your job got Banglored." That just sounds dirty.
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7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, with the letter I and that epitomize the beaury of technological development across almost all human civilizations
The 7 I's of Steve Jobs are innovation, imagination, ingenuity,invention, integration, interpretation, intuition
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The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.
Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons
Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job
Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼
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Lyrics in a song that white people love, but have no idea what it means.
You will never see an ice cream paint job on a Prius.
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