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That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023


Piss Green

Adjective

Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.

1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."

by jobrien80 October 1, 2012


gator piss

Another name for the sports drink Gatorade

Damn bro I just sweat my balls off, can you get me some gator piss?

by Scotland Forever July 12, 2023


Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness

Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020


Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow, there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world.

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023


Piss-fucker

A person who has sexual intercourse with urine

Why don’t you stick your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker?!

by Rizzo-Jizzo November 8, 2021


Piss-fucker

A person who has sexual intercourse with urine.

Yeah. I bet you love dipping your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker!

by Rizzo-Jizzo November 8, 2021