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When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.
How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?
Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
14th of April is cake and cunting day
Woman: What's a month after steak and blowjob day?
Man: cake and cunting day !!
When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.
This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!
Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.
When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.
What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.
To speak against a statement you know is misleading and can be easily misconstrued from actual intentions, or sounds too good to be true. Used commonly for political polishing (pc).
Person 1. As a campaign promise I will get rid of taxes on tips.
Person 2. You are trying to buy votes, and icing the cake.
A thing that people named Jason say that makes people around them lose brain cells.
Jason said, mom is it time for cake? And Hannah smacked him
3 gay girls covered in honey having a threesome
Last night was wild Jessica and 2 other girls were a part of a 3 layered honey cake