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n. An alternative item or course of action, often used in a derogatory or quizzical sense.
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We could build a bridge across the bay, or, and here I'm just free styling, we could dig a tunnel.
Well, that is a whole different box of balloons
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(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.
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Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"
Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."
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Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."
Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"
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When you sneak up on an unsuspecting hobo, and steal his cardboard box. Best used on a hobo living on the side of the highway, so you can throw the box into the road and you can watch it be run over. The hobo will be extremely pissed.
Guy 1: Dude, I was walking to the mall when I saw this hobo so I grabbed his house and shouted I stole your box.
Guy 2: Did he get mad?
Guy1: After I threw the box onto the highway and it got ran over, he started throwing rotten food at me.
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The act of ejaculating (e.g. 'nutting', usually sans condom) in a chicks vagina (e.g. 'box').
"Dude, what happened with that hottie last nite?"
"Well, I was streaming a nut in her box when the doorbell rang."
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1. The fourteenth song on Tom Waits' 1999 album, Mule Variations.
2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.
Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
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Someone who is falling down drunk.
Those guys showed up at the Pit, and dude, they were already drunker than a box of shit.
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(noun) When a male and female are involved in a sexual act and the male begins cramming various items into the females vagina and/or other orifices to see how much will fit.
I really want to give her a Puerto Rican Tackle box.
He gave me the biggest Puerto Rican Tackle box, I thought my vagina was going to explode!
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