A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!
When a girl has her ass sticking straight up in the air and a guy dips his cock right in and gets shit all over it.
Yeah, I heard Ben and Venessa did some chocolate dunking in the guest room, it smells in there.
put your mouth upon and savor
it is the holidays ... do i dare to pop a chocolate ... omg ... sweet jesus ...yummmmmmmm
This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.
I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)
A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.
When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.
Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob
"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"