NATIONAL POP A TITTY DAY

National pop a titty is a yearly tradition where on January 27th ladies should pop a titty for guys

Person 1: hey it’s National pop a titty day
Girl: ok and?
Person 1: so pop a titty
Girl: ugh fine

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Oh snap crackle pop

An expression used to show surprise

"OH SNAP CRACKLE POP OH NO SHE DIDN'T"

Pop Rock Gawk Gawk

The act of suckin' dick with Pop Rocks in your mouth.

Popular Guy: Alright, best BJ wins.
Thot 1: I got this. Ask around. I give the BEST sloppy.
Thot 2: You ain't special. Ask your homie Kevin. Gave him that Pop Rock Gawk Gawk.

Dude was out like a light.

Cream City Tootsie Pop

The next level of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of stopping at just shitting inside your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover ejaculate on the feces filled prolapsed anus.

"I was going to just have a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop, but then Victor sneezed and accidentally jizzed on it. Now its a Cream City Tootsie Pop."

Something popped in my spoon

when something pops in your spoon great fear will be inflicted upon you-
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝗺𝗺𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝗼𝐝 𝐟𝗼𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝗼𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝗼𝗼𝐧??

"𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰!?"
"𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘯!?"
something popped in my spoon means great pain and horror for the person who weipds the spoon.

Stale pop tart crust

Noun: the magic food no one actually likes, but it is necessary.
Noun: my name

Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.

Dave: yea well you’re a creep.

Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.

pop it out ya mouth

Stop sucking his dick, exaggerated bandwagonning and fanning

He isn't that good, pop it out ya mouth dick riding, fan, jocking and bandwagoning bruh.