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Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”
Some one who marries into a Mexican family is Mexican by marriage. Or some ones step something is Mexican and they adopt them!
Being Mexican by marriage includes 1/8 meixican by marriage cause step mother is 1/4 Mexican
The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot
Drop your sack from shy high!!! Straight to the forehead
I just Mexican karate chopped that ho!
When a man ejaculates in the palm of another's hand.
He gave me a Mexican Pool Party, then I had to wash my hands because they were sticky.
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I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.
A dirty Mexican that spends the majority of time on her knees and likes pleasure from elders
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