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Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox
Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox
14๐ 3๐
what people say for no apparent reason
person 1: hey
person 2: WAT U SAY BOUT MA MOM!
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When something is extremely, ridiculously good looking that it can only be defined as being extra terrestrial that it is so good looking,
Dude 1: Wow she's hot like your alien mom.
Dude 2: Tell me about it Dude 1
2๐ 4๐
Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?
It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*๐ฃ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐! "
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To have your dad transgender and lesbian for your mother and to have your mother transgender and gay for your father
Hd was told by Myles and Dalton: โYo Mom Gay and yo dad Lesbianโ
5๐ 1๐
doctor: im sorry to tell you sir but ur mom has de big gay
man: no, no this cant be happening
doctor: she will be completely gay in the end of the month and will be dead within one kachillion years
man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!
my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes
my mom sucks my dick sometimes
mine too
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