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When a gay guy who pretends to be Bisexual is fucking a girl and can't cum, uses Bisexual water as a cum disguise and gets out safe
Girl: OHHHHH YEAHHHH I WANT U TO COME IN ME
Bisexual Water user: *to self* how tf am i gonna put the bisexual water in there
The squishiest water on the internet. Squishy Water is a clothing brand run by Nick Casper and is based on Sad Water.
Person 1: Do you have the new Squishy Water shirt?
Person 2: Duh, it's the squishiest merch ever!
When you sister proceeds to shove Cheetos in her water until it turns orange
Person: what are the hell are you doing?
Sister: putting my Cheetos in my water.
Person:why?
Sister: because cheeto water is tasty.
Person: wtf.
When you ring out the sweat from your boxers during a major case of swamp-ass and save it in a vessel.
Man I was at a live show and danced my ass off. My boxers were so saturated with swamp ass I could’ve accumulated an entire Gatorade bottle of ‘Dirty Dick Water’!
When you tuck your meat stick upward into your waistband and only the tip peeks out from the top, this is a water wart.
Hey guys, wanna see my water wart.
When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her