Cum Glugger

1. A complete douchebag, one who disrupts the environment around them in an obnoxious way.

2. One who glugs cum.

3. Anyone who doesn't like Borat.

1: Oh man, John stole my lunch!

2: What a cum glugger.

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cum-guzzler

(n.) an alternative to asshole, cocksucker, etc. used between my friends and i when joking around or annoyed.

"dammit cindy, you cum-guzzler, i don't wanna know all the details you giving gavan a bj!"

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I'm bout to cum

When somebody is about to cum/bust.

Guy: "I'm bout to cum.. Uohhhhhhhhh! OOoooouuh!!!"

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oral cum shot

richard's password

some porn actor: ok, gimme your password
richard: my password?
porn actor: OUT WITH IT
richard: oral_cum_shot
porn actor: oral cum shot? yeah, that fit...

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Cum Bucket Challenge

A gang bang of about 10 or more men where they all produce semen into the recipients' vagina and get the recipient pregnant. Whoever is the baby's father is the winner.

"Hey, Stacy. I can't go out tonight. I'm gonna be doing the Cum Bucket Challenge with some friends."

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One Cum Man

While in the middle of ejaculating you think of something funny and it ruins the whole experience.

I had a One Cum Man moment last night from the show we watched.

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Cum-drum ringer

The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

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