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Cave Eyes

When a person's eyes are set so far back into there head that it resembles a cave. Easily identified by the natural shading that this condition causes.Also it has been discussed by military that Osama bin Laden is actually hiding in the cave eyes of an Al-Queda operative in America, since this is the last place Special Forces would look. This condition is very rare and mainly affects white males in the south.

Ex1: Look at that guy over there he has to be from the south, he has the deepest set of cave eyes ever.

Ex2: Brent was questioned the other day by the C.I.A because his cave eyes were rumored to be hiding Al-Queda and Taliban fighters.

by dark McFisty June 2, 2009

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Cotton Eye Joe

Deep throating a guy so he cums straight down your throat.

"Where did he come from? where did he go? Where did he come from, cotton eye Joe"

She doesnt like the taste of cum so she 'Cotton eye Joe's' so she doesn't have to taste it.

by Yadatonk June 30, 2019

20๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


third eye blind

the act of a guy sleeping with anything that walks ugly or not

that guy must be third eye blind cuz he goes hogging alot

by edmond April 22, 2005

31๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dot someone's eyes

to fuck somebody up so bad you give them a black eye.

That guy at the bar called me a redneck so I dotted his fuckin' eyes. Call me no redneck.

by Little Bastard June 16, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


brown eye brow

When a person is sleeping and another person sits on the sleeping persons face to get skid marks on there face.

AWWW! I got brown eye browed

by Adibidibi March 10, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


the all knowing eye

Oft attributed the the eye of sauron/goatse mashup discovered by bending pixels beyond their breaking point. similar to the ceiling cat phenomena

oh man, I did the bad thing again, and I totally thought of the all knowing eye, y'knoe?

by staberind April 30, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


doing the one-eye

The action of viewing a sports event or movie by covering up one eye in order to offset the effect of double vision brought on by excessive alcohol consumption prior to said event.

Before the Arsenal v Chelsea match, Dan and I had been on the lash since midday, so by kick off at 3pm we were doing the one-eye.

by Pete Magrath December 7, 2007

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