Horny as a red deer

When someone is extremely horny all the time and constantly wants to have sex.

"I can't believe your roommate is at it for the 5th time tonight."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."

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red boogie boo

sticky, green doesha thats got red hairs in it

i'm rollin a fat sack of red boogie boo nigga ooh

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red velvet twinkie

During anal sex, severe penetration causes rectal prolapse at which point the male partner proceeds to jizz inside the prolapsed butthole, only to gobble it up seconds later.

"Yo how was Tenjune last night?"
"Awesome, I heard Constantine gave some grenade a red velvet twinkie."
"Dude, that girl was a snook."

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the big red one

Essentially damnation, or the act of being condemned to Hell. Can also be used as a noun for Hell itself.

"That bitch Satan is sure gonna get the big red one, or my name ain't Bernard God."

"Off you go, Hitler! See you in the big red one!"

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Red Rocket Fuel

dog semen

I bet that furry wants a shot of red rocket fuel in his ass.

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Red hot lobster

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.

"Let's go slap the red hot lobster."

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red meat shits

The diarrhea you get after eating to much Red Meat.

I had a prime rib for dinner last night, now I got the Red Meat Shits.

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