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Insta-Club Rats

People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not necessarily at the same time.

A slang term for a person who's addiction to social media and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes".

They are usually around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing.

The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions eventually replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career.

The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their social media and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion.

In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it.

Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep depression.

At a restaurant

"She's kinda cute..."
"Are you kidding? She rolls with PJ (promoter)"
"Fuck, she's a Club Rat?"

All the girls are on their smart-phones without conversation

"Naw, she's one of those Insta-Club Rats."

by Kid Koko and Slim January 3, 2018


Rat Gang Nation

Awesome YouTube Channel

Sub to Rat Gang Nation

by Branabella October 24, 2019


Rat Hag

A mum that is broke, diseased, on rations, black haired and with a blonde son

Emma: Ben's mum is a rat hag
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male

by 4Faded20 May 20, 2021


Rat in my house

DESCRIBES A DOMESTIC LIVING SITUATION IN REFERENCE TO SIGNIFICANT OTHERS INTENDING TO DISRUPT IE CHEESE EATER A BUDDY GUY LYRIC CITED QUOTE

There's a rat in my house and she's running around on two legs

by Harmonica homie March 9, 2021


Gæ Rats

Gæ Rats is a next big K-pop group under WAP Entertainment

"Hey did you hear about that new K-pop group called Gæ Rats?"
"Of course everyone has been talking about them, can't wait for their debut🤞"

by Catlix January 17, 2021


In the rats

Confused, disorientated, woken from a deep sleep ect.

He just woke up in the rats.

by Tophy Brightside May 3, 2022


jealous rat

someone who is jealous of another person best friend

Why do they hate me so much for being friends with her? They are just a jealous rat.

by ratwithafatty February 24, 2022