sexual miss p

The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿

The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch

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so uh... you did a complicated pattern on your keyboard which is hard the first time you do it. nice, however this pattern includes symbols so we are exucuting you on july 12 2030.

qewretrytuyiuoipop\adsfdgfhgjhkjlk;l'zcxvcbvnbmn,m.,/
no.

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when you are really bored and type random keys

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high p

The letter p substitutes for the word possibility, so therefore a 'high p' is a high possibility.

Lad 1: Lad are you going out tonight?
Lad 2: Yeah high p

P slayer

Pussy slayer

P slayer back in the day

H/Y/P/S

Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford, aka schools that open doors to any career you want.

MD1: Some kid just cold called me asking if I can help him get a job at Goldman Sachs
MD2: Does he go to H/Y/P/S ?
MD1: Nah, he's from Fordham
MD2: Then tell him to cold call Moody's

P I R

Its a penis in rectum

Dumbass

"I had P I R" said hannah