A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.
Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.
Aka: beans, a term used to describe marijuana in a secretive way
Hey man, did you have some Baked beans last night?
Yeah man, i was seein rainbow beans.
Trippy
The mental state you enter when you a baked off your head from an overindulgence of THC.
Im gonna turn into a baked bean tomorrow arvo because dead beet is coming over with the THC vape.
Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.
“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”
“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”
The act of two people rolling up in one blanket
Man Lisa and I got into a double bean burrito.
When a female/male grabs the males testicles and wraps her/his thumb and pointer finger around the base and has both balls squeezed out the top of their hand. She/he then proceeds to bop both testies with the palm of their other hand.
When Esma went over to her boyfriends house he asked her to give him a bosnian bean bag. He was in for quite a surprise when she aggressively grabbed his testicles and showed him a good time.
A crasy bean is a bean that is crasy. Do not eat it because it will make your stomach feel crasy because it has crasy layers
Hey don't eat that! It is a crasy bean. That is a sin.