Victory Cake

Victory Cake is a term that refers to any and all desserts that are eaten in celebration of or in anticipation for an event. Victory Cake may reference cakes, pies, smoothies, milk shakes, and cookies among hundreds of other options. Sometimes no special occasion demands the need for Victory Cake.

Guy: Wow that test was hard, better get some Victory Cake
Girl: I'm not pregnant, Victory Cake time!

hotdog cake

So it's like when you bring a giant cake to a bachelor party, only there's not actually a girl inside, so a bunch of dudes just get really drunk waiting for the girl to jump out but she never does and they end up all sticking it in the cake

Man I am so sorry about that hotdog cake last night dude

gnarley cakes

(adjective) Normally used to describe the snow or weather conditions on a ski mountain when they become stormy, windy, icy, extremely cold or otherwise particularly difficult. Used by snowboarders and some skiiers. Linguists studying the term have concluded that it likely originated in the Sierra Nevada Mountain Range ski towns during late 2007 towards the end of the Hummer H2 age and was primarily used by resort industry instructors at June Mountain, California.

Whoa man, you had better suit up.... it's turning gnarley cakes out there.

Cake Bot

When someone steals your Legos at the doctor's office.

You're a cake bot!

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

Cake with frosting

Its when you ejaculate on a womans buttocks and slather the seminal fluids across the buttocks and start biting at her buttocks and proceed to shout "I'm eating cake with frosting!"

John: Hey did you hear what paul did the other night?

Chris: Yeah! I heard he had some cake with frosting since the wife allowed it!

John: Man, I'm jealous!

Chris:Yeah, me too.

rice caking

a code word for restricting or stopping eating. commonly used by people with an eating disorder

i finally stopped rice caking