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Deep throating a guy so he cums straight down your throat.
"Where did he come from? where did he go? Where did he come from, cotton eye Joe"
She doesnt like the taste of cum so she 'Cotton eye Joe's' so she doesn't have to taste it.
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the act of a guy sleeping with anything that walks ugly or not
that guy must be third eye blind cuz he goes hogging alot
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to fuck somebody up so bad you give them a black eye.
That guy at the bar called me a redneck so I dotted his fuckin' eyes. Call me no redneck.
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Oft attributed the the eye of sauron/goatse mashup discovered by bending pixels beyond their breaking point. similar to the ceiling cat phenomena
oh man, I did the bad thing again, and I totally thought of the all knowing eye, y'knoe?
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When a person is sleeping and another person sits on the sleeping persons face to get skid marks on there face.
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The action of viewing a sports event or movie by covering up one eye in order to offset the effect of double vision brought on by excessive alcohol consumption prior to said event.
Before the Arsenal v Chelsea match, Dan and I had been on the lash since midday, so by kick off at 3pm we were doing the one-eye.
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“Dude some chick just gave me the signature Jacob muse fuck me eyes”
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