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measuring tape game

n. In order to play the measuring tape game all you need is a self retracting tape measure.

While seated in a chair or on the floor, you extend the tape vertically or horizontally as far as you can until it buckles under its own weight. Whoever extends it the farthest, wins.

The game is typically played while doing some sort of construction work.

Son: "Yes! I got 96 inches!"
Dad: "What the? Stop messing around. You have grout to lay."
Son: "Sure, dad, soon. I'm playing the measuring tape game."

by eastcoastpaperboy September 5, 2010

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car jack game

video game characterized by stealing cars and causing mayhem...

i only play pac-man and that car jack game, there's nothing better than scoring a caddy and mowing down some street ho's...

by francojean23 November 9, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Video game cheaters

Video game cheaters Fucking bitches who deserve to be tortured, sentenced to death and tortured again in hell. Fuck them. They really dont deserve to live. Noone loves them because they are fucking losers who suck at life. I really just want to stab them multiple times in the body then slice them up. Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!!

Video game cheaters: talks
Everyone: Fuck you! Noone likes you! You dont deserve to live Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!! FUCK SHITTT BITVHHHHHHXHMXuiaoekejejwwooq9101iwiwsdkdkckf,2ujze2nzy

by MinceFuck Cycle February 4, 2022


Good Game Indisposition

When someone enjoys and plays a game so much it gets unbeknownstly boring to them. Because of this, these players often seek to suggest additions to the game that are usually not needed at all. Such suggestions are done under the pretext that, although the game is good, it doesn't live up to its full potential.

In other cases, they sometimes feel as if something is simply wrong with the game.

He's played so much Minecraft he thinks we need more decorative blocks, clearly a sufferer of Good Game Indisposition.

by this handle is not in use December 12, 2021


runs hard game

to party hard. to be a boozehound a womanizer.

Anthony: hey, that kid Syno is an animal. he runs hard game.

by AntwanDages November 5, 2010


mobile gaming chair

literally a toilet

John: Hey Adam, what type of gaming chair you got?
Adam: I got a mobile gaming chair. Don't judge me, it's literally just a toilet.
John: Damn, that's a good gaming chair.

by guy on urbandictionary November 9, 2021


the Freudian Text game

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing the Freudian Text game, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

by Pleiades14 January 1, 2017