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Getting hair and makeup done for holidays by professionals
“Maria isn’t a fancy Mexican, she’s just regular”
Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass
Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that
Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.
a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
When you pay a bunch of trumpet-wielding musicians to serenade your girlfriend but she goes home with them when it's over.
Pete: "Dude, my girlfriend went home with this trumpet player after I paid him to serenade her on the street!"
Brad: "Bummer dude, classic Mexican Reversal."
Is where sawdust gets stuck in your asscrack from all the ass sweat
Man, it's so hot out today that I think I have got a Mexican MudPie brewing
A term used at Norris Lake Tennessee, only by those in the know. Only cool lake people.
When you Mexican Stacie, you may pee on your knees. Definitely don't Mexican Stacie when Phil is driving his Pontoon by the dock.
I can't wait till Brett wears a Mexican Stacie at our Norris Lake weekend!
Unfortunately Phil will never be cool enough to wear a Mexican Stacie.