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When someone is acting like a lemming or a follower or must be patronized for acting pathetic or dropped the ball
“How could you be so negligent and irresponsible ? drink your juice Shelby “
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A non-drinker's name for a Screwdriver.
Fake Man: I just made this delicious Orange-vod-juice-ka!
Real Man: It's called a Screwdriver, dumb-ass.
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Anus-juice-douchebag - the absolute lowest semblance of a bottom feeding human being. AJD. A living person who is a tall thin rubber bag that contains so much anal-juice that there is no room for a brain.
Since Trump, lacks any trace of a moral compass, that makes him the first anus-juice-douchebag (AJD) to be US president.
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to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
is that my drip drip daddy orange juice????!
When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!
When a male/female licks the clit of another female.
I will tongue punch you in the juice box if you don’t stop being so cute