Stale pop tart crust

Noun: the magic food no one actually likes, but it is necessary.
Noun: my name

Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.

Dave: yea well you’re a creep.

Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.

Something popped in my spoon

when something pops in your spoon great fear will be inflicted upon you-
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝗺𝗺𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝗼𝐝 𝐟𝗼𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝗼𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝗼𝗼𝐧??

"𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰!?"
"𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘯!?"
something popped in my spoon means great pain and horror for the person who weipds the spoon.

pop him off

A. To sexually attract someone in an anal way!

B. to inject the male penis into an asshole!

C. to kill trevor's brother

D. to add an s to the everything you say

A. Hey come here ay, i want to pop him off!

b. Ccc lets pop him off

c. I'm gonna pop him off.
- who your brother
Yeah, my brother

d. mike ds
fishings
virgos

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Morse Code Mouth Popping

Using your mouth and lips to create popping sounds to recreate morse code. This can be used when communicating with friends and coworkers in a new way so no one will know exactly what it is you are talking to each other about.

A bank teller used MCMP (morse code mouth popping) to alert a coworker she was being robbed to alert the authorities without the suspect in question even knowing!

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grass cutting cherry popping

the act of shaving a females pubic region as foreplay prior to her first encounter of sexual intercourse.

i went out grass cutting cherry popping last night

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A Steaming Bowl Of Ranky pops

1) The worst breakfast cereal in the world.

2) To be utterly disgusted by a situation that presents itself.

3) An expression you would say if something really smells bad.

If you play really bad at something e.g football and someone asks you about your performance, you can say. "It was A Steaming Bowl Of Ranky Pops". This means it was bad.

If someone lets one go!! You can say "Oh! thats A Steaming Bowl Of Ranky Pops!".

You can use it in all aspects if describing something as being bad or off etc.

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Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

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