cake buff

buff the ass.

when a character is lacking some ASSests.

ME: "Aamon's skin just dropped today and man it looks kina fineeee."
Friend: "Fine?? Babe, he lacking that cake."
Me: "Now that you point that out his ass is a pancake and it ain't a fluffy one! OMG! I hope they buff his cake soon."
Friend: "Moonton cake buff pls."

K-cakes

A girl with sticky inner thighs.

Samantha is such a K-cakes! Her legs are practically dripping!

Dirt Cake

A mix or pudding and crushed oreo's with gummy worms. A hit with the kids and adults alike.

I loved eating dirt cake when I was a kid.

lung cake

a smoke except a large arm sized one

dude the bikers call ciggerets lung cookies then one said he needed a lung cake

Cake Boss

A term used for a guy that is with a girl with a phat ass. This guy is usually well-hung and a respected individual.

Maire: Just saw cake boss with his girl on campus today. He must be packing to be able to handle all of that ass.
Bella: haha, the cake boss must be so proud to be with her. She is built like Kim K.

lard cakes

a verbal expression of discontent

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

Cake boy

Someone who post passive aggressive shit aimed at the people they live with

Ugh... Roberta’s being such a cake boy about this party