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lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021


suck and butter

Suck and Butter

something girls say when they’ve given someone a blowjob or want to give someone one. If they say they’ve sucked and buttered that means they’ve already done it. The buttered part means it’s all lubed up just like butter

Kayla: i gave john a good suck and butter last night

Maddie: he’s easy to butter up

by tar 🐝 March 3, 2021


suck and thud

When a co worker is a brown noser and hides under the bosses desk….. sucking and when he’s done you hear the thud of them banging their head on the desk

Oh there’s suck and thud . Just heard him hit his head under the desk

by Gottawatchwhatyasay November 26, 2022


kindness sucks

Kindness sucks. And so do you. Every down vote proves this to be correct. All goody two shoed people who care more about feelings than facts. Not making people uncomfortable in poverty. Kindness sucks. Handouts, free shite, welfare, living on the dole, and lazy fuckers too incompetent to hold their jobs, homes and car payment with out liberal , dismal apocalyptic feely pukesticks giving away the farm, barn and cow.

See those liberal fucktard goody two sgoes handing out food and money's to those lazy goldbrickers?

Yeah?

I work for what I get, pay taxes and support laws and the police. ...kindness sucks for them

by #beadickheadforREALS March 2, 2021


Suck Some Soup

draw into the mouth by contracting the muscles of the lip and mouth to make a partial vacuum in the asshole.

Evan was having an intimate time with Michael when Michael moved down from the shaft to the balls then to the asshole and proceeded to Suck Some Soup.

by RichardMills March 13, 2022


Sucked

An accidental autocorrect for the 2016 word “Zucked”.

When getting” zucked” autocorrects to getting “sucked”, your text message conversation takes a wild hairpin turn straight down to Not-safe-for-work-ville.

Anyone catching a quick glance at your phone, while your friend is discussing how they got “sucked so hard last week” is going to have a lot of follow up questions. And no one got time for follow up questions.

| Charlotte had to create a finatagram because her real instagram was sucked.
| Sucked
| Damnit, ZUCKED
| we can all agree “charlotte_Got_Sucked” is a much different instagram handle

by WanderingGinger September 7, 2022


Suck my ass

Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...

Suck my ass no homo

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019