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Calm Tits

so calm tits is tits but calm

Your tits are calm, quite unlike my agitated tits.

Calm tits are the best tits.

by calm tits July 10, 2023


tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.

Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.

by SquirrelQueen May 26, 2016


Tit gropin

When girls hold there own tit randomly.

Person 1: top turn on?

Person 2:tit gropin, danmmm I love when girls do that.

by X.giaaa.x August 22, 2018


Phat Tit

Unfortunately, phat tit is an uncommon tick for someone who has tourettes. Often said loudly in a quiet space.

*Normal conversation*
"Yeah, so I got super cross faded last n- PHAT TIT- sorry about that...anyway"

by pickled.pp November 3, 2019


Tit Wink

The Act of flashing your tits but constantly raising your shirt up and down at a rapid rate

My wife would tit wink the lead singer for a guitar pick

by DBriddle May 18, 2024


tata tits

when you have uneven titties and one is bigger than the other. comes from the uneven head of tata, the BT21 character.

Dang! Did you see that Lisa has Tata Tits

by tata is my oppar September 2, 2019


Fatty Tits

Titties that are being held up by means such as a girls arm to make them look less saggy or cover up the fact that they are fat tits; titties that are big, but by no means good looking; tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. technically they are "big tits" but fatty tits is more appropriate

GUY: bruh, i work fast
GUY 2: LMAO, that's what fatty tits said

by f1r2e3d4 June 6, 2019