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mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.
guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."
franz: "indeed."
When you have your girl press your warm, toasty, male genitals between her ice cold feet.
Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?
Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese
The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.
The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"
The gooks back in 'nam we filled with bullet holes
We turned that one into some Vietnamese Swiss Cheese!!
Exactly what it sounds like. It's also sexual.
Cindy was so hot for me so i gave her a taste of my Jalapeno Cheese Stick!!
No way bro! Nice....
A very toothsome blowjob, very toothy on the downstroke, mainly given by Taylor Swift fans.
I mean…the date was going awesome…then she gave me a Tallahassee Cheese Grater and now it hurts to pee, man!
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When your bomb ass chinese side piece eats a whole bag of cheese puffs and her fingers get caked in cheese. She then proceeds to give you a cheesy handy until you cum in her hand. She then rolls the cum and cheesey crust into a cheesy cum wheel and eats it. Chinese cheese wheel
Yo bro did you see Mark's girlfriend last night? She was giving out some bomb ass Chinese cheese wheels bro!!