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i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

by JISUNGPARK March 25, 2018


Recheck all of your biases

Usually said in response to someone saying check your privilege in response to a bias incident that involves more than one type of discrimination, one of which is a nonmainstream type of discrimination like Speciesism, this is said to remind people to keep all of their biases and privileges, including the ones that come from nonmainstream types of discrimination, in check before evaluating and or responding to bias incidents and an individual’s circumstances

Jamard: I heard that some guy and his Hispanic ex-girlfriend got into a custody fight over their pet dog. They gave the dog to the woman, even though she has a lengthy criminal record. They should have given it to the guy.

Owen: Hey. You’re a straight, Caucasian male. Check your privilege.
Jamard: Dude, recheck all of your biases. The woman is upper middle class, had a criminal record, and some of those charges were for neglecting to take proper care of their previous pets. She also had cheated on her ex-boyfriend with some famous street rapper from Miami, Florida. Would you care to enlighten me about how it is acceptable that a person with that type of background was given custody of the dog?
Owen: Point taken. You’re right.

by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021


All My Zee Zee Zagga Po

Don’t Want No Bitch

Don’t Want No whore

None all my zee zee zagga po

by TheRealO April 16, 2022


bet the odds against it all

is used when someone bets on something happening, even with a low possibility or likelihood of it happening.

I don't care if I don't win, I'll bet the odds against it all.

by MpatientfreaK October 16, 2022


no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful

Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power

by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019


Alle

A small ginger gremlin that bites feet.
Also is a cat lover.

Is that alle?

Oh, that ginger gremlin? Yeah I heard they had a cat.

by Remytheratatuie November 21, 2021


Alles

A privacy cluster fuck

Person 1: Have you heard of Alles?
Person 2: Yeah, heard it's a privacy cluster fuck

by archiebaer September 27, 2020