When a woman hates on men for stupid reasons, you say this to tell her she is a bitch. This is often seen in TikTok which when a woman makes a video about hating men, it is cut off by an edit of dragon ball z with the song "I got 2 phones" by i forgor
"I hate when men..." I GOT 2 PHONES
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Named after Dave Papachini's throbbing rager.
John came out of the shower in Quebec city traumatized, for he had just seen the mans 2-Litre Coke Bottle.
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In my honest opinion, arguably the most underrated film of all time. It is a sequel to The Blair Witch Project, and is set in live action as opposed to the handycam filming of the first.
Directed by Joe Berlinger, the film is metaphorically about the craze and phenomenon of the Blair Witch Project a year or less after it is released. Five obsessed fans go on a tour in the Maryland town the film is set in, led by a man (Jeff Donovan) who is recovering from a stay at a psychiatric ward. After a long night of partying, the group find their campsite demolished and make base at the tour guide's massive house/factory, in an effort to use their film and piece together what happened that night. Before their final revelation, the psychological paranoia and "group hysteria" begins to set in, along with something else.
Also, the film is intellectual and speaks on many different levels. The way the tour guide says to a tourist, "Video never lies, but film does" sets the goal for the film, and explores the dangers of blurring the line between fiction and reality (as many did with the Blair Witch Project), and the film makes you question what's really happening, what's real and what's not. On top of that, the question is invited if the Blair Witch is actually messing with the protagonists's minds, or if it's simply group hysteria. In the end, the events of the film which are videotaped by the tour guide reveal to be slightly different from what the stars think they saw...or perhaps the events happened, but the tapes have been altered by the Blair Witch. On another deep level, the film's stars, the five fans of the Blair Witch phenomenon seem to represent different types of fanbases, for example a Wicca girl trying to set the record straight for what the Blair Witch hysteria really means, a Goth girl doing it mainly out of it being a fad, a tourist couple just interested in the subject without much inner knowledge of it, and mainly the tour guide, representing the ones trying to make a buck off a fad, further distorting our lines between fiction and reality, which is what the film is mainly about.
I think "Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2" is (at least one of) the most undderated film of all time.
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Fuck the owner day number 2 for who missed the first one
I missed the first fuck the owner day, but ill be part of fuck the owner day n'2
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Meaning I want to fuck you. A way to express one's desire for fucking another.Say it out loudly and proudly .
Cibi :ok honey, i've gotta go
Yu Chen :Wait, i 1 2 4 q !!!
Cibi :...what does that mean?...
Yu Chen : it means i want to fuck you <3.
Cibi : Come to my place now !!!
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(CODMW2)
A very boring game to watch for the girlfriend.
We don't care about your kill and death ratio. Or how the way you just shot the enemy looked badass. Trust us, there is no need to yell across the house and make us run (doing the most exercise we have done in months) to where ever you are, only to watch your replay of you shooting some guy in the head ("headshot!").
OH, and we don't care about the type of guns you found or got.
There is also no need to play it with the surround sound on...its just the sound of gunshots over over and over. You have already played the game so many times that you could recite what the guy is saying.
Girl 1: "....at my boyfriends. He's playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
Girl 2: "oh man, that's sucks. Has he talked to you at least?"
Girl 1: " Nope, not really... He just keeps yelling to his roommates in the livingroom telling him where he's at so they can kill him for some 'infected thingy'. I could prolly leave and he wouldn't know the difference."
Girl 2: " Damn! Good thing COD can't get them laid or we'd all be screwed"
-- its ok...Chandler, I still love you.
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The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.
I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.
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