Random
Source Code
Random
The act known in many different and diverse cultures. Consisting of ejaculating onto one’s own stomach and rubing it in as if it were a moisturizer instead of cleaning it off.
Tyler: pass the Kleenex, I busted a fat nut.
Mitchell: Ew who uses Kleenex, try the Rub Cum Stomach.
Tyler: Ok, *rubs in cum*
16👍 2👎
Jessica told her boyfriend "cum in me daddy!" while they were having sex. Now she's pregnant. Scared yet?
114👍 20👎
December 17th is national cum day, either cum in someone or get cummed in by someone.
"did you here its national cum day, bend the fuck over already."
47👍 6👎
Dino cum: an act where a dinosaur cums on a rainbow or unicorn after a pixy pussy has turned him on
Rainbow/ unicorn: CUM FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEE, Dinosaur: IM GONNA DINO CUM
5👍 23👎
when you ejactulate on her face. you go hide while she cleans out her eyes. then she comes and finds you.
hey baby. lets cum and go seek.
Purely for male entertainment this game is all about the thrill of the chase. The guy cums on her face and while she is temporarily blinded you (the male) go and hide. Upon regaining sight she comes and finds you. what happens after that... we don't know.
(him) o my god baby I'm bout to cum.
(her) yes yes i want to cum for me
(him) ok baby i gonto cum on your face.
(her) o my god i can't see anything.
(him) Cum and go seek baby.
8👍 1👎
when having anal you jizz in her butt and take a cherry and plug up her butt with it , let it sit and bake for about 30 minutes , remove the cherry and enjoy.
bob: I had a cum-cherry pie last night!
james: How did it taste?
bob: Could of cooked a little bit longer.
The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.
Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"