Fart Paste

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

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[fart chameleon]

(1) noun. in an operational sense, one whose flatulence actually closely mimics the olfactory properties of another's flatulence

(2) noun. in a social sense, one who takes on the characteristics of the clique, in which he/she seeks to belong

Usage 1:

Bro 1: "Brah, did you fart or was that me?"

Bro 2: "There's no way to tell, you're a fart chameleon."


Usage 2:

Bro 1: "Brah, I don't get it, in high school she was a goody-two-shoes, then she gets into college, ditches her old friends, and becomes a drunken slam pig. What gives?"

Bro 2: "It's simple brah, she's a fart chameleon."

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Fart Boyz

A group led by the famous Andy Slater, king of the Fart Boyz.

Adam Fart Boy - Charms strippers with his silky tones and witty banter.

Pete Fart Boy - Frites and McCroquette connoisseur. Once dodged a moving tram.

Lewis Fart Boy - Split personality, Jekyll and Hyde type that can save a night out and ruin one depending on alcohol consumption.

Andy - Glorious leader and famed pervert 😏

For fuck sake, the Fart Boyz just banged your sister.

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fart ring

One's anus or butt hole. Also known as stink valve.

My grandpa always said, "if your fart ring itches, that means it's dirty."

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Sticky Fart

Nut in the ass and the cum stays in the anal cavity until they fart.

I finished in her and she ripped a sticky fart in class the next day.

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Power Fart

When you need to fart and you know it’s going to be big and loud, it’s a power fart. The sort that echoes down hallways and wakes up people in other rooms.

You’re on a date and suddenly you feel the urge to pass gas, so you go downstairs to sit on the couch and power fart to avoid embarrassment.

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zipper fart

In girls- the kind of fart that travels up the front of your pants (your zipper) instead of just out the back.

Oh girl, that zipper fart just tickled!

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