Pink Meated Chero Bird (PMCB)

A deformed bird. Men lay the egg that is bigger than the bird and says PMCB on it. They can not fly they can jump. If they touch humans they fall down onto the ground and the grass makes their wings fall of and the sun makes them shrivel up and die. They eat berries and water bugs. They are actually grey and when people call it pink it's because the water they find the turn it into milk and and mix the red berries with it and makes it pink and they mix it with their spit and to defend themselves it spits that stuff at you. Another name for the Pink Mated Chero Bird is Eastern Phoebe. Blue Jays are their cousins. Baby feet start out big and grow up small. Babies look like baby Eastern Phoebes with huge feet. Their call sounds like a giant dying walrus. Their nest are 5ft long and 3ft deep made of nothing but sticks. It is very very very hard to find. Their life cycle is: bugs-mosquitoes-PMBC-bears-humans. they go up to trees, spit on them, leaves that turn green-pink fall of the tree, then the tree eventually dies.

Did you see that Pink Meated Chero Bird (PMCB) yesterday?

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Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe

A pizza with alfredo sauce and bacon; the perfect topping combo for those who HATE tomato sauce on their pizza!

Person 1: Hey, man. Whatcha want on ya' pizza?
Person 2: Y'know what I want...
P1: Uh... pepperoni?
P2: Ew, no! I don't want no tomato barf on my pizzer!
P1: Okay...how about chicken BBQ?
P2: Nah...
P1: Hmmm...pineapple pizza?
P2: BRUH, WHO DAHEQ EATS PINE-CRAPPLE PIZ-ZCREWUP??!!
P1: *sigh* Touché. Well, what do you want?
P2: Duh, Alfredo's Meat n' Cheese Deluxe!!
P1: Dude, you're right! Bacon pizza's way better!!

pink fresh meat taco

The act of a male shitting on a female's vaginal area, then ejaculating on top of the said turd. The male then may or may not eat the freshly made entree.

I was horny, hungry, and had to take a shit at the same time, so I made myself a pink fresh meat taco. MMMmmmm....

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day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

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Meat puppet throat punch

1. When a man fucks your throat 2. When mini me takes a ride down your esophagus.

My man just meat puppet throat punched me.

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off the meat market

to be bangin,awesome,great

damn that weed was off the meat market!

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beat my meat on the toilet seat

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

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