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Your pissing me off

YOUR PISSING ME OFF LIKE BRUH WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SHOULNT OFFEND YOU AMY, YOU KNOW IM IN A MOOD AND U KEEP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!! LIKE WHEN I SAY IT HOW COME IT OFFENS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING ME LIKE BURH, have a good day <33333

me: Your pissing me off.
person: wow thanks

by Athiebear October 4, 2020


goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024


pee biscuit/piss biscuit

noun: a small piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in/on a woman's pussy after wiping, which can end up in someone's mouth who is performing oral sex on them.

I went down on Betty last night, and got a pee biscuit/piss biscuit in my mouth. I hate it when that happens!
Going down on Susie is the worst; she always has a pee biscuit/piss biscuit down there!
I swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit last night while going down on Susie.
Have you ever swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit while eating a girl out?

by BPositive March 6, 2020


Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine

"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017


Piss Milk

When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it

“I dare you to drink a piss milk bruh

by Chickenhandler3000 October 7, 2021


En Piss Ant

In chess, en piss ant (French: ɑ̃ paˈsɑ̃, lit. "in pissing") describes the capture of an enemy pawn on an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.

300 rated player - "Bro, I think I just saw a glitch on chess.com, Someone took my pawn with theirs when it wasn't even on the right square"

100 rated player -"Google en piss ant"

by K_popsicle June 28, 2023


Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 7, 2021