Cakes made of sand. First appeared in Egypt.
I like sand cakes.
Mud cakes are un-edible items, it may used as a prank, since it resembles chocolate cake or fudge. And it is usually used by kids who role play like they are cooking it and pretends to eat it.
Ingredients:
One bucket full of soft mud.
2lbs of gravel.
1/4 pound of sand.
5 cups of water.
1lb of white sugar.
3 drops of vanilla essence.
2 handful of worms (optional).
10 drops of food coloring (optional)
Then you get a huge bowl and mix all of the mud, sand, gravel, sugar, essence and water together and mix it with a very powerful cake mixer or a concrete mixer for 15 minutes and then you add the food coloring and then put in the oven for 80 minutes at 360°F. and after it’s cooked, leave for 30 minutes to cool down and then you add the worms on top of it like sprinkles
Maria: Hey, come and try this very delicious chocolate cake I baked, your going to love it.
Gina: After a long 2 hours drive sure I’m hungry, I can eat anything.
*cuts cake*
Gina: Maria! Why does this cake have worms in it!!!
Maria: oh umm, that’s just gummy worms they looks like the real thing.
*Gina eats the mud cake*
Gina: man this taste alright . Oh wait never mind I’m getting a nasty aftertaste, YUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW what the hell is this cake, it taste like dirt.
Maria: it’s a mud cake and it’s a prank I just wanna see if ur going eat it or not.
*Gina: YOU Son of a bitch asshole, are you trying to kill me *vomits* I knew when I saw the worms it looks frikin weird *coughs very hard* and now I going to die because of your stupid ass prank cake *coughs and barfs even more untill she 😵☠️🪦*
Maria: ooh nooo I killed my bf because of my mud cake, what type of friend am I 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭
The anus of a particularly cakey gentleman.
Damn, that guy must have a pink cake!
When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it
Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake
When Kari and Natalya catch up, as a therapeutic exercise they bake a cake and catch up on gossip and ol' times while drinking wine and lemoncello. They often include special ingredients such as the Norwegian mud slide depending on seasonal availability.
Kari: Hey Nat! Want to come over?
Natalya: Yeah, lets bake a Norwegian Cake!
A person who is very sick or ill.
You are such a flem cake! You're are coughing and sneezing all over the place!
CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '