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When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.
Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.
Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.
Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.
When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"
When you eat Taco Bell and do zerberts with your butthole on someone's leg.
Willy: If you don't run my inbounds correctly, I'm going to give you all a Mexican Steambath.
Saliva used as a sex lubricant.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
When two homies tea bag a girl on head ear so that four testicles are covering the girl's left and right ear in total.
Also slang for Pair Programming.
After Golden Gate Bridging Kelsey, Hank and Adam gave her the old Mexican Headphones to honor all of her holes.
When a Mexican Woman pulls out a Tampon with a twisting motion thus creating a Mexican Candy Cane
Sammy inaverdly pulled out her female sanitary gato unit creating a sudden Mexican Candy Cane.