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Breeding like swamp rats

They breed us in to a ghetto Human population that can no longer support an independent middle class home. They filled the homes with their swamp rat spawn. Now their kids and us live in stacked apartments eating and shitting on top of one another. No land to grow food, paying off the sins of swamp rats with taxes and rent, making life hard for everyone.

Clint Eastwood - how many swamp rats can you fit in one home? They are breeding like swamp rats.

by Universe completion January 27, 2023


Get rat

Initiated by the autocorrect of “great” get rat is either used as a positive/celebratory exclamation similar to “wow” or “amazing” or in reference to a festive celebration or stress relief outing, likely involving alcohol and/or shenanigans.

It’s been a week. Can’t wait to get rat later!

Get rat! How did you do that!?

by Oohhownice January 20, 2023


Sheet rat

A Rodent looking female that sniffs out cheese under blankets and sheets in order to perform oral sex on their male counter part.

“Carol loves to sniff out penis under the blankets”.
“She’s a Sheet Rat!”

by Peterjenning$ May 7, 2024


alphabet of rats

An 'alphabet of rats' is the collective noun for a group of rats. Because rats barrel, belt, blast, blaze, blow, bolt, bomb, bowl, breeze, bundle, bustle, buzz, cannonball, careen, career, chase, course, crack, dash, drive, fly, hare, hasten, hie, highball, hotfoot, hump, hurl, hurry, hurtle, hustle, jet, jump, motor, nip, pelt, race, ram, rip, rocket, run, rush, rustle, scoot, scurry, shoot, speed, step, tear, travel, trot, whirl, whisk, zip, zoom around.

I was overwhelmed by an alphabet of rats in the alley.

by Blueteddy February 7, 2022


Long Rat Tail

A Long Rat Tail is a hairstyle that is primarily on a male person, mostly boys that refuses to cut the middle part of the back of his hair, especially grade school boys or young teenagers.
it is a rather good looking hairstyle if you have the right type of hair like straight, wavy or semi curly (not real curly) and color of hair, blonde, dirty blonde, strawberry blonde or any florescent color. He might keep it trimmed a certain length or grow it as long as he wants. The length might be a little bit of a stub or grow down his back a bit or even grow as long being past the waist line. Most boys would keep it around one side of his neck letting it hang down in front, some just like it down his back, some keep it tucked inside his shirt, some has his tail against his neck that was caught inside the collar of his shirt or jacket or hoodie.

Rat Tail
That boy grew the most awesome long rat tail that's all the way down his back to his waist line.

by Long Rattail Boy June 14, 2022


smeely rat

smeely rat = dad

"OMG U SMEELY RAT U ATE MY ICE CREAM YOU DUMBY MUMBY YOU SCUMBY RUSCHY"

by Megan the muffafuggin stallion January 23, 2022


Rat nuggets

The other white meat.

Damn they put rat nuggets in that guy's happy meal, that's fucked up. I don't know how a guy could stay happy after eating it unless he didn't know about it.

by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022