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roll-model

An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.

Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!

by QuacksO March 21, 2023


roll-model

A stellar standard of serving-sized bread-loaves by which others are compared.

Everyone knows dat Gramma's baking is always da best, so her tasty flour-creations are ideal roll-models for aspiring cooks to emulate.

by QuacksO August 12, 2021


Rolled Frank Cigarret

When you take components from a cigarette butt (filter and the dry burnt tabacco) to make a new (more unhealthy) rolled cigar

It is called Frank from frankentein's monster

Because you graft many cigarettes into a new one

I didn't have filters or tabacco yesterday so I made myself a Rolled Frank Cigarret

by Oldweirdwizarddude July 19, 2023


Lennie Tootsie Roll

When you make out with a girl in a sleeping bag and she shits on you.

Jenny gave me a Lennie Tootsie Roll lastnight.

Jenny has a case of the Lennie Tootsie Rolls.

by Hotel Whiskey November 28, 2019


Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness

The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.

by 11 tabs & it becomes Urban dic June 18, 2021


Skinny Rolls

Someone who has a fat stomach but skinny body. Usually extremely annoying people.

Susie: “do you know avery anal?”
Batman: “you mean skinny rolls?”

by Jane Gunderson January 12, 2022


Skinny Rolls

Someone who has a fat stomach but skinny body. Usually extremely annoying people.

Susie: “do you know avery anal?”
Batman: “you mean skinny rolls?”

by Jane Gunderson January 12, 2022