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Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth
Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”
The sexual act of turning on the A/C to the coldest and then sucking on cock.
“Lets turn on the air con and suck on my cock.”
A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”
Sucks Energy is a fictional energy drink company featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.
I need to drink a Sucks energy drink before I deal with these assholes.
girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.
dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds
Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it
When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.
For example:
Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?
Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.
Both: For the motherland.
This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th
Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day