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A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.
Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.
When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.
When you take your erect penis and smack a female in the face with it before being felicitated.
I gave that bitch mexican whiplash and she got a black eye.
When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.
I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight
A reoccurring phenomenon that happens in the south west when a woman is suddenly surrounded by an enormous group of mexicans that kill and rape her (in that order) leaving just as fast as they came, with only the woman's dead body laying on the ground bleeding out. The whole process takes roughly 3 seconds.
I dont know man, it just happened, like a Mexican flash-bang
When your friend passes out at an intersection, preferably under a street light.
Kyle got so drunk he had a Mexican sleepover on east and cedar.
The most common wood found in a Mexican household. “Also known as Pressed Wood or Partical Board”
“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”