Did you hear that Joe likes Mike?

When someone asks who are they you respond wiht: Joe mamma likes Mike-ock

-Hey did you hear that Joe likes Mike?
-Who are they?
-Joe mamma likes Mike-ock!

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I like Joe Biden. He is a good president.

Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.

Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)

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Carter Joe Jimson Smith Sr. Jr. lll

the coolest 6 year old ever

Hi i'm Carter Joe Jimson Smith Sr. Jr. lll i was bown in 2014 and im a pwesident!!!!!!!!

Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus

The United States of America's 46th President and his staff.
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Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus is a complete train wreck.

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Wait I think I know who joe is

“Wait I think I know who joe is” is a random joke used during…. Idk….

Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama

Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz

Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD

This guy is the sexiest guy alive, who isn't even afraid to go half-naked in front of thousands of people, who writes the best punk songs out there with awesome sexy Mike and Tre,

and all of them are just so ... SEXY!

Teen #1: Who's the most SEXY guy alive?
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.

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Joe Biden might be helping our cause

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

Soon the rest of you will be easier to control

The end is near…

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

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