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t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool June 29, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


you had one job

What bad guys say to their henchman when they either fail their task or get distracted.

Chicken Run lady: You had one job, Mr. Tweedy!

by frabrizio July 18, 2018

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Abby's Hand Job Hand

A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.

Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!

Abby: Harder? Okay!

Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!

Abby: What? Use both hands?

Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!

by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 5, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


3/4 Blow Job

A 3/4 blow job is when a girl is giving a blow job and stops right before the man ejaculates (blows a load) and then the man ends up walking away disappointed.

My girlfriend was blowing me but ended up only giving me a 3/4 Blow Job so I dumped her ass!

by quincygamer June 21, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Southwest Style Hand Job

A handjob that involves the hand going over the top of the penis as opposed to underneath it.

Mary is well known for her southwest style hand jobs.

by Jobo086 April 6, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.

"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"

by AIFF December 1, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pop Rockin Blow Job

A girl puts pop rocks (the candy) into her mouth and gives oral sex to a guy.

"I gave a pop rockin blow job to my boyfriend. It made me want to not to spit it out."

by RebelVixen May 27, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž