my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up
The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.
OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!
King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
A strange alternative way for people to say happy birthday. Typically used by people who are strange
The most masculine phrase used to wish someone a “Happy Birthday”.
“Cake and Candles My Brother” - Man 1
“Thank you!” - Man 2
A masculine way to say Happy Birthday.
Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.
A phrase a man can use to wish another man a happy birthday in a heterosexual manner
Jamar: I'm turning 30
Greg: ...
Greg: Cake and candles my brotha
The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.
“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night”