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A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.
‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’
Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.
Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.
Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.
Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.
Person 2: Uh, my bad.
on 24th of june rat day will happen
you just praise a rat
what's up
it's rat day
what's that
you praise a rat
okay
Tasty bitter preferred frozen
Kinda stinks
Can i have a rat liver
Here have a rat liver
When someone behaves similarly to a rat, more specifically a “pack rat”. One example of being ratful is hoarding excessively even though you won’t be able to use all that you have gathered. Another would be getting excited when you are in the presence of a large amount of loot or making rat-like noises. Being ratful isn’t necessarily a bad thing nor does it mean you are greedy, it just means you possess rat-like tendencies.
“Dakota is always hoarding all kinds of things he never uses in his inventory.”
“Yea, he is very ratful.”
The deadliest most dominate animal in the whole entire world.
The oye rat murked the grizzly bear.