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when one decides to put their gentiles into a non breathing human often their grandmother and then proceeding to pound them to mars and back until their heart begins to beat
girl: omg grandmas just died
boy: aight lemme just fuck her corpse back to life
fucking a corpse back to life
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In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.
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dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again
1. we fought for these ideals we shouldn't settle for less
2. unalienable rights
life liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideals we should settle for less there are wise words enterprising man quote em don't act surprised you guys cause I wrote em
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But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now place your bets unto who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
To say/do something to someone that causes them to stop talking to you.
"Oh, Emma? Yeah, she totally memed out of my life."
I don’t care what you all think about what we are doing because we are going to do it anyways. We are living our best life
We are living our best life because we only have one life.
He was "Everything!"
That guy was so gorgeous, he gave me life! to die for