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Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter July 12, 2013


Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.

by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020


Solid butter

When someone is so fat that it's hard to penetrate their ass/pussy, they are known as "solid butter" because they're too thick to spread.

Person 1: Ayy man I heard you fucked that fat chick last night. How was she?

Person 2: She was no good. That bitch was a solid butter.

Person 1: You mean she's fat from eating lots of butter?

Person 2: No, she's a solid butter because she's too thick to spread.

by JustEnough June 5, 2023


Nutty Butters

When a person or thing is nuts, (Having Yolo Swag even though it started from the bottom now it's here) and being able to be smooth enough to get out of any awkward situation.

"Yo Bro that car that just passed is so nutty butters."

by Polaris Mountain Grinder L0L June 6, 2013


Nutty Butter

It is the male sex cell, semen.

Alec wants Skylar's Nutty Butter

by TsunamiSeven April 23, 2015


cunt believe its not butter

Salty and slippery

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.

by Geo P June 24, 2021


Peanut Butter Farkle

The act of putting peanut butter on one's genitalia in order to have an animal give you oral sex.

Dude you really need to stop with the Peanut Butter Farkle!

by Firestorm108 August 5, 2010